FakeShop

Well well well. Welcome to my shop traveler *spits in tin bucket*. What are you shopping for i wonder? Clotheing? Cyberwears? Tools? Hmmfph. Well you're in luck little guy. *spits in tin bucket*. Listen to me... I've been operating this shop for rougjly 10 years now. Never has someone walked in and not purchased from me. Do not *spits in tin bucket* be *spins in tin bucket* the first *bites upper lip*...